Shout Out To This Poor Assassin's Creed Guy
By Dr. Evelyn Reed | January 01, 0001 | 7 min read
In Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, there’s a guy whose entire job is to stand on a boat and get knocked into a river. That’s it. That’s his whole life. This man is a hero. If you’re running along in Syndicate’s version of London and happen to cross the Thames, you’ll probably see this guy. He’s all over the place, so if you’re on the river, chances are he’s nearby. He’ll be standing there on the edge of a rowboat, maybe having a cigarette or something.(new Image()).src 
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Does he die? Can he just hold his breath 
for a really โค้ดเครดิตฟรีสมาชิกใหม่ล่าสุด long time? What kinds of bacteria are in the Thames, anyway? We will never get answers to these questions. I salute you, Assassin’s Creed Guy Who Falls In The River. 
You exist entirely for the sake of a single pratfall; you suffer for our pleasure. You may not think anyone notices how hard you work, but I do. I notice you. To contact the author of this post, write to [email protected]